August 2012
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LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
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johnwilkesboothproof:
ne-yo:
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
the mental image of an ocean of cum is actually horrifying
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A Fool for Fire →
I can’t lajkdslhfaiuwe my heart!!
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“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via lunaoki)
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For the Men Who Still Don't Get It →
utes4lyfe:
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you And thought they were smarter What if women were the ones who started wars What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun What if the ability to menstruate was the...
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“Don’t forget - no one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can...”
– Charles de Lint, The Blue Girl (via larmoyante)
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“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...”
– John Green (via quotethat)
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“Now you’re asking to get Litt Up! Somebody wants to get Litt Up!!”
– Louis Litt (via lilafrikanchild) 